imagine you’re in a timeloop and everything goes exactly the same every time, except for a random user that just posts completely differently each loop. sometimes they don’t post at all. they never post about the timeloop, though
during one loop you message them to ask if they know what’s going on and they immediately block you and go back to posting
I love that amid the stress of being caught in a temporal paradox you are checking tumblr dot com
nothing better to do
I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but PRONE is lying on your STOMACH, and SUPINE is lying on your BACK
❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It’s free and they can’t stop you.
Wow this sucks I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
